The Atlanta Falcons Defense = the REAL Housewives of Atlanta (by Jeff Schrembs)

Riddle me this NFL fans:

 

What’s softer than Atlanta’s defense (I know it’s hard to fathom anything being softer)? 
1) Soft serve ice cream. 
2) Newborn baby skin 
3) Cotton balls 
4) A teenage girl’s hair 
5) Charmin bathroom tissue…more

 

Hint – NOTHING is softer than the Atlanta Falcons Defense. If they went to Monopoly (yes the classic board game) Jail they would get beat up and punked out. 

 

Jeff Schrembs – 2013 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED